One of my favorite toys was this thing called Transformers. This was way before the mass-marketed, Hasbro-Bandai-sponsored-find-them-in-your-happymeal-toy of today.
My Transformers was essentially a hot plate incased in a clear plastic dome. There were small cubes (about the size of a Starburst candy) that you'd throw on the hotplate, causing them to soften and expand into dinosaurs, army men, cars...whatever. It was also great for the occasional  live grasshopper or garden spider. Yeah, kids are cruel.

After you finished playing, you'd re-heat the things you made and put them in a compactor and squish them back into small, hard cubes. You could even squish two dinosuars together so when you re-heated them, they looked like mutant, cell-sharing twins. It was one of the coolest toys ever.
I think Porsche got a hold of a Transformers set. I'm thinking they took a Cayanne, threw it on the hot plate, let it get all soft and melty, and then threw it in the compactor.
Problem is, they didn't squish it enough. Or maybe the Cayanne was too big for the compactor.
They shoulda started with a pair of Caymans. Squish those bad boys together and see what happens.
Porsche, you need a time-out. You guys ain't playin right. You made an ugly car.
Go to your room.